Plant Humor

Admittedly i m a crazy plant lady.

Plant humor. When it comes to finding funny plant jokes we re doing just vine. Enjoy these funny flower jokes and puns. Tulips i have no plants in my house. Featuring short garden sayings and quotes embossed on related images. Welcome to plant humor this is a new humor website. What did the big flower say to the little flower. Some of them don t even wait to die they commit suicide jerry seinfeld.

Gifting plants to your friends and loved ones is also more fun when they re accompanied by a witty card with a pun picked just for them. They will make you and your kids laugh. If you ve been following along for a while you know i ve become my mother. Tending to a garden requires patience and attention. Take a picture and share your green thumb with the world. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows doug larson. Leave it in the comments.

Plant a smile on your followers faces when you pair that garden photo with a funny pun. Some of these quotes about plants i have seen imprinted on pots at stores. Unsplash meiying ng do you have a funny plant pun. See more ideas about garden quotes garden garden signs. Also i ve seen funny garden quotes and succulent quotes here and there. 21 jokes about plants that will make you love and fear them goes to store to buy a pot and walks out with 20 different plants by anna borges. By maria monrovia updated june 19 2018.

Everyone has these on their face. If you re a sap for plant puns you re in the right place. They won t live for me. So of course i had to come up with a list of funny plant quotes and garden quotes for my letter boards and my chalkboards. Flower jokes and puns about tulips etc. Greeting cards and birthday texts are always better when you stick in a fun pun or two. Why did the horse go behind the tree.

Welcome to plant humor this is a new humor website. Puns are great way to plant a smile on your friends and family s faces.